Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Abang Tingkat 14

Sebenarnya dah lama I nak citer pasal Abang Tingkat 14 (AT14) nie, dunno WHERE and HOW to start but I know WHEN it started coz i did mentioned it in one of my entries. So Jett, it all happened on that fateful Friday, 13 March 2009 ... ehhhh, Friday the 13 lah.

We met for the first time inside lift paling kanan (hehehe) di tingkat 4 Blok B Fortune Park Apartment. That time I just came back from work, still "boroi" from all the cheesy and fatty lunch I had at Bubba Gump. Apart from that I was carrying my laptop pack, handbag, file, my hair in a bun and wearing my mum's sandal (I used it at the office). In short I looked like a MAKCIK!

When the door lift opened I was stunned when I saw a tall, very goooooood-looking foreign guy, in leather sling bag, brown shoes, red striped long sleeve shirt, and matching dark brown denim standing ala GQ model inside lift. He smiled at me and for a while I was mesmerized by his light brown eyes and sexy lip. I could feel that I was blushing.

That time you know berapa kali I menyumpah diri I for not starting a diet plan, at the same time tried to hold my breath to cover the "keboroian". I glanced at the lift buttons and I saw that button 14 was lighted. Ahaa ... level 14. My heart was pounding hard throughout the journey to level 11 and I could feel his eyes on my back. Hehehehe ... I turned back and OMG, he was smiling at me again and I most "exhale".

If I was Suna, I am sure I could conjure the yummiest and wildest imagination on wat will happened next but since I mostly read Lilian Too's Feng Shui nowadays all I could think of was ... was I standing towards my "love" direction in the lift? Huhuhuhu ... Anyway, I sempatlah said "bye" to him when I reached level 11.

OK ... I thought that our encounter will end on that fateful Friday coz after that I never saw him again. You know, after that I tak berani balik rumah look like a Makcik. And setiap kali lif dibuka, I was hoping that I would "like wat I saw" in the lift. Ok lah I curang a bit ... I pun terminat dengan sorang abang kat tingkat 7.

Then few weeks later, on a Saturday. I decided to overhaul my house. So I donned my shorts and old t-shirt. I was on my way throwing my garbage when I accidently bumped onto him coming out from the lift. OMG, he looks yummy too in shorts and dark T-shirt. I didn't dare to look at him coz that time I looked every bit like an AUNTIE. I really, reallly cursed FATE that day. Apa kejadahnya pertemukan kami dalam keadaan penampilan I yang kurang menghairahkan.

That's why Jett, time we bumped onto him with his friends that night with him looking ready to paint the city RED ... I "keciwa" gila coz ... again he saw me in plain clothing. Huhuhuhu.. So harap je lah lain kali if we met each other again ... he will noticed my inner radiance. Hahahaha

12 comments:

Fathi said...

well dah lama i kata you look like a makcik2... tapi you taknak dengar!
larikkkksssss

tapi tah tah abang tingkat 14 tu suka makcik2 punya style? bertuahhhh la badannnn....

SeMiN said...

kesian kat untie rambo.... lain kali pakai lah fesyan alla nenek kebayan lagi... mana tau kot2 AT14 ko tu.. punyai cita rasa asli, klasik, authentic... kan... keh keh keh!

Jett said...

sian...moral of the story, dressed up la walaupun setakat nak pegi muang uras ajak.
btw, jgn lupak tht nite the lift was wangi semerbak whn him n his gangs (including those 2 russian chicks - gereks nya kot) entered the lift n the 3 of us yg selekeh gila babas...

norzah said...

kalau dia lelaki hebat pasti ia boleh lihat through u r
bubbly and engaging personality - like champagne. Dress dan make-up second consideration only kerana boleh tukar-tukar ba.

Si Yoyop Bah... said...

Dress 2 kill la makcik...

rambomadonna said...

Natijahnya, lelaki sekarang terlalu memandang kecantikan luaran daripada kecantikan dalaman ... awwwwwwwww

Fathi: Mana ada orang balik kerja looking like Giselle .. ya orang sikda kerja ya...

Semin: Susah nak cakap lah Min citarasa AT14 tu. Masa time aku terserempak dengan dia nak gi clubbing ngan member senegara dgn dia, member perempuan dia seksi gila. If tat's what u mean asli, klasik and authentic ...in his perspective lah

Jett: Teringat ngan member aku sorang, gi kedey siap pasang maskara. Dont think they were his girls sebab aku pernah nampak those girls ngan lelaki lain.

Norzah: ya betul ... hehehe

si yoyop: dress to kill to bila dah jadi laki jer la (you know wat i mean ... wink ... wink...)

Sumuk said...

bwahahahaha!!!! best best.. nang best post tok eh..

rambomadonna said...

sumuk: makcih makcih...

Olpicture said...

Rambomadonna: sebenarnya Fathi tu jelmaan Lonely in Gorjes jugak... I teruja nak drop a komen sedangkan masa tu i guna PC orang lain... he he he

Abet said...
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Abet said...

Ko ambik jak kerja part time after 5pm, jadi tukang jaga lif kat sia, but make sure yuo well dressed and make up cukup2. No grandma or aunty look but more to paris hilton lah, skirt 3 inci jak dari pusat. Pake jak hanging blouse.Hhmmm sure ko jumpa segala orang kat sia minat kau... not only tingkat 7 or 11 tapi blok sebelah menyebelah pun make lift sia... all the best kazen.

rambomadonna said...

Olpic: I ingat member satu uni i nama fathi yang drop a line hehehehe ... mcm beyonce pulak ko nie .. ada alter ego.

Kazen: Marek sebelum turun tgkt 5 mauk beli reload and Vanilla coke di convenient store, aku pun ala2 berhiaslah dolok ne tauk terserempak ngan nya. Berabis aku carik baju ala2 low cut at the cleavage, make push up ...

sigik jak slack, my bermuda ... kelak lah aku carik shorts nok accentuate my long legs hahahaha

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