Cuti- Cuti Malaysia (Overture)

Hello everyone ... lama tak update blog nie yer. Jangan khuatir, penulis tak ke mana-mana. Cuma sekarang busy banget dengan tugas-tugas rasmi dan tak rasmi sebagai PTD, ejen insurans bertauliah (harus highlight gitew), Inspektor Perumahan (ala-ala Gerak Khas), photographer kenduri kawin dan yang terkini dalam my resume ... penari Cuti-Cuti Malaysia hahahaha!!! Thanks to Datin Zaitun ...

Biasalah menjelang hujung tahun, ramai lah sedara mara dan member-member I dari "oversea" yang mengunjungi Hotel ForTUNE Park. Hujung tahun jugak baru i terhegeh-hegeh nak fulfill my insurans kuota for year 2009 and submit final sales untuk naik sebagai Agency Manager untuk CNI business I. And nak dekat-dekat hujung tahun jugaklah ... I tiba-tiba nak buat kerja-kerja kebajikan sambil bekerja. I bukak balik 22 kertas siasatan pemajuan tanpa lesen, get blessings and consent from my Timbalan Ketua Pengarah to assist in facilitating the victimised purchasers and hasilnya .... akak jadi ala-ala Inspektor Aliza dalam Gerak Khas and bekerjasama dengan Commercial Crime Bukit Aman ... tak sangka, its a syndicate!

Whatever it is ... 2009 is a good year for me in term of personal achievements. All I need to do is just give it a thought and sweat. More stories coming so stay tune!

P/S : Lupa nak citer pasal Auntie Lisa kan ???

LV, Gucci, Bonia ...

Do you know that Bonia is a Malaysian brand?

I had my insurance agency meeting yesterday and yesterday's can be considered as an annual event when the non-producers will just listened to the top producers stories on their recent Great Eastern fully sponsored trip to Italy (Lay Har's group) and Scandinavia (Mdm Heng's group).

For the last 6 years, the story will centred on places of interest, memorable memories, the parties, the makan-makan. But of course year by year I could see that their buying power increased to match their income. To the point now I noticed Mdm Heng inclinations towards designers brand like Zang Toi, Prada and LV. Mr Wan don't say lah ... I could only tahan my sakai ness when he showed off his Chopard watch. Itu belum lagi his collections of cool gadgets and cars ... Lay Har ... being a typical Penang lady ... stick to buying LV but not more than RM 3K.

I sometimes think that God is very fair. That's why He made Mdm Heng and Lay Har super rich coz if I am the one (or Olpic) who is rich, I will definitely be Paris Hilton's or Kim Kardashian's new BFF . A socialite who loveeeeeeeeee to shop. Not to say that I am a shopaholic but I know somewhere inside of me there is a Paris Hilton waiting to be released. Shop like nobody!

Especially when Lay Har told us that she only bought LV bag in Italy (yikes I yang non-LV lover pun tau which one is the latest) and most of the other agents bought Gucci (OK I maafkan). Aiyo, if only she knew there are many designers and fashion houses based in Milan,Italy. BTW, Mr Wan told us that his group splurged on designer's brand close to RM 1 million. Hmm, tak sangka banyaknya agent kaya raya.

Honestly, I have met most of the agents who joined both trips. They are all humble people who understand the value of money. They are also hardworking people who deserved to be rewarded this way by the company taking into consideration the RM 1 billion sales they brought in last year.

Not like my department the other day, pergi Langkawi pun jadi isu.

Suddenly Mdm Heng said," Jaime, join us full-time lah. I know you can do it".

" Tak apa lah Madam, I stick to Bonia for the time being".... hai tak pasal-pasal aku jadi tumpuan peragut hehehe...

Jangan Pandang Belakang ... Depan ... Kiri ... Kanan

Biasalah kalau hari Sabtu, I tukar profesion. Lupakan sebentar "Berkhidmat Untuk Negara" and hello to corporate world. Just to fill my past time with something profitable... So after my last CPD class today, I went to visit one of my clients who had just given birth to a 3.57 kg baby girl.

Upon reaching the lift lobby of her apartment, suddenly there was a black-out. According to one of the residents, there was 2-hrs black-out earlier in the afternoon. Oh no... dah lah her unit at 15th floor and aku dah ada kat situ so memang takde pilihan lah tapi naik tangga...

Which was a verrrrrrrry bad move ...

As you can see it was really dark.. (nasib lah takde mahkluk kuning "I will follow u" dalam gambar) tapi takpe sebab masa naik tangga tuh there were people yang on the way turun and sama2 naik ... Tapi God punya busuk, kotor and hancing area tangga dia dari tingkat 2 sampai 5... Since it was dark I pun main redah jer lah... Nasiblah kalau terpijak "booby trap" .. Oh no my Jimmy Choo ... (ahakks...)..

Sampai tingkat 8, mcm aku dah sorang2 ... lampu emergency pun takdak ... Berdebar jugak .. Teringat pulak time training CW (conventional warfare) kat Kota Belud ... mlm2 buta masuk hutan, naik bukit cari anak sungai nak melabur ... hehehe ... teringat pulak dengan Cikgu Asnie and Md Noor... seronok betul bila jumpa anak sungai, air deras pulak tuh, cepat jer menghanyutkan "kayu balak kecil" yang dilepaskan.

Naik punya naik tangga sampai jugak tingkat 12 ... ini sudah bagus... then... what ??? 12A ... then ... huh??? 12B ... kat sekolah mana lah developer nie belajar maths ... aku rasa nak give up dah ... and suddenly taraaaaaaa... 15... Yahoo.. I have made it to the 15th floor ... rasa mcm Rambo sangat ...

Seronok sangat bila sampai rumah my client aku disambut dengan meriah sekali oleh anak2 nyer yang comel2 ... mcm diaorang plak excited I made it to th 15th floor. Tiba2 ......... dupppp.... satu feelings .... oppss.. tak boleh disebut. Tak sesuai dgn tema entry nie.. Masa borak tuh, husband client I bagi tau apartment tu ramai orang Mynmar yang kerja kat Pasar Borong Selayang. Merata jer diaorang meludah, kencing and buang sampah

Lepas siap berborak, isi dokumen apa yang patut dan cium baby ... aku pun rasa nak balik. Masa tuh elektrik masih takde lagi ... Apa lagi aku memang tak toleh kiri kanan depan belakang ... laju jer aku lari turun tangga... Sekali sampai tingkat 4 aku terserempak dgn sorang mamat .. mcm mamat Mynmar... bawak baseball bat. Gulp!!!!

Aku slow down... ikut dia dari belakang ... tapi sekali tuh sebab takut sangat aku salah keluar pintu tingkat 2. Mamat tu masih terus turun tangga ... Bila aku patah balik berderau darah aku sebab tangga tingkat 1 tuh gelap bangat .... Masa aku menuruni tangga tuh aku mcm menunggu the sudden swing of the bat ... and then ..............

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Nota : Tuh kesan bunyi aku berlanggar dgn sorang mamat kat pintu masuk tangga ... dia pulak yang over menjerit ... sakit perut aku ketawakan dia.